missarega:

taeminnie-ksl:

im-mr-brightside:

burn-down-the-world:

This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.

I’M STILL LAUGHING.

I will never not reblog this.

I CANT

forever reblog

theomegalomaniac:

i-like-pigeons:

thebubblyblonde:

mass-destruction:

cuemypulse:

iamsuperbat:

offmytitsonhappiness:

Can we just stop and appreciate Nicki Minaj’s face for a moment. She looks genuinely very concerned for Josh here, like she thinks he was actually in an arena full of kids trying to kill him, and is confused as to why no one else finds this as shocking as she does.

What do you expect? People from the Capitol just don’t understand.

People from the Capitol just don’t understand.

People from the Capitol just don’t understand.

People from the Capitol just don’t understand.

People from the Capitol just don’t understand.

THIS POST DESERVES MY REBLOG

marissa-who:

justpeachypink:

loki-s-army-at-221b:

littlemissdorkette:

ifabodycatchabody:

sobeautiful-sounusual:

Polite cat 

That little headbutt in the second one gave me diabetes.

Oh my god give me

“Excuse me, human. I would like a petting, please. Yes, thank you.”

“Um, excuse me, human? Human? Ah yes, I’d like another petting please. Ah, thank you.”

THE SATISFIED LOOK ON ITS FACE 

THE POLITE CAT IS BACK ON MY BLOG. 

OMFG CUTEST THING EVER

Not even a cat person, but this is so adorbz!!!

This is why i want a cat

Awwww polite cat! :D

this is literally the cutest thing i have seen in a long time

fool-ofatook:

joyouslyprofane:

That moment when Aragorn’s self-esteem is brought down by a hobbit.

#dear diary #today I overheard the hobbits calling me ugly and foul-feeling #blew my diet eating a pound of lembas moistened with my tears #what is the point of any of it if I’m still ugly and foul-feeling #like growing up with a shitload of elves didn’t give me enough issues #no consideration #none whatsoever #I hope those little fucks drown on the way to Mordor

little fuckers. dont even know i’m the king of gondor. fucking shits. hairy-footed fuckers. damn, this is gonna be the longest fucking walk.

#middle earth problems

ratsteeth:

#lemme give you a rundown of my life #i’ve spent 60 years in the wilds of the north being a god damn ranger #i’ve tracked down motherfuckin gollum and brought him to mirkwood #do you know what mirkwood is #do you know the kind of spiders that live there #yeah i thought not #i have battled orc armies in THREE CONSECUTIVE MOVIES #I HAVE RAN ACROSS THE FIELDS OF ROHAN #do you know how big that is #it’s like the english countryside but as big and as wide as motherfuckin canada #(i’m guessing) #i have battled the RINGWRAITHS. ya that’s right. all nine of them. WITH A TORCH. AND FOUR HOBBITS WIELDING TOOTHPICKS. #with the one ring as bait #i have been dragged down a cliff by a fuckin warg #i have summoned the armies of the dead to defeat the corsairs of umbar #i have lived a hard motherfuckin life and if you think bad dental hygiene will scare me then bitch the only scary thing about that is the amount of STDs i can catch if i stick my tongue in your mouth #go home. you’ve been dismissed.

pendragon-holmes-winchester-who:

sir do you realize that you have satan in your lap

#a man is regretting giving the power of life and death to a vengeful 11-year old #a man should have expected this to go badly

#A MAN DID NOT MAKE THE BEST LIFE CHOICE

#A MAN LOOKS AT HIS LIFE, A MAN LOOKS AT HIS CHOICES

jonsn0w:

#for a split second there ned was like holy shit is he giving it to me

this tag literally makes me laugh every time