This is a multi-fandom blog, quickly reduced to gibberish by pretty things, and prone to sudden fits of food porn, art and science.
This stemmed from a conversation that Lisa and I had about how Richard would be the guy using all caps and everyone would be all Richard, stop using capslock, that is so middle class.
Sir Richard has joined “Downton Village”
Sir Richard is now friends with Cora Crawley
Sir Richard has poked Lavinia Swire.
Sir Richard has commented on Cora Crawley’s Wall - “CHECK YOUR INBOX.”
Sir Richard is now Engaged to Lady Mary Crawley.
Sir Richard has now added 40 photos to the album “Haxby Park Renovations”
Sir Richard: INBOX: To: Mary Crawley - IF YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT UNFRIENDING ME, I WILL POST YOUR SECRET ABOUT KEMAL PAMUK AS MY STATUS.
Sir Richard: LADY MARY WHY HAVEN’T YOU UPDATED ALL WEEK? I SEE YOU LIKING MATTHEW’S STATUS. WHY AREN’T YOU ON MY WALL? (30 minutes ago)
Sir Richard: LADY MARY, YOU HAVEN’T LIKED ANY OF MY STATUSES IN A WEEK. I INSIST YOU LIKE MY STATUS. I WORKED VERY HARD ON IT TO PLEASE YOU. (15 minutes ago)
Sir Richard: LIKE THIS STATUS IF YOU KNOW WHAT’S GOOD FOR YOU. (10 minutes ago)
Sir Richard: SERIOUSLY I’M SERIOUS. WHY DOES NO ONE LIKE MY STATUS? (7 minutes ago)
Sir Richard has left “Downton Village.” (3 minutes ago)
Sir Richard is now Single. (1 minute ago)
Can we just stop and appreciate Nicki Minaj’s face for a moment. She looks genuinely very concerned for Josh here, like she thinks he was actually in an arena full of kids trying to kill him, and is confused as to why no one else finds this as shocking as she does.
What do you expect? People from the Capitol just don’t understand.
People from the Capitol just don’t understand.
People from the Capitol just don’t understand.
When she looked into it, she found herself holding her children’s birth certificates, and all of their names weren’t shitty
HAHAHAHA
http://alphadesigner.com/mapping-stereotypes/
Anyone have a map of Europe or the UK according to their country? Tell us about it!
I bet he gets asked to solve medical mysteries all the time
OH SHIT
don’t let Laurie see this
if the story about doppelgangers are true
…well, no more Hugh Laurie
“What’s blocking the pipes?”
“It’s not lupus.”
>my face when Americans call chips “french fries”
>my face when Americans call crisps “chips”
>my face when Americans call lifts “elevators”
>my face when Americans call chocolate globbernaughts “candy bars”
>my face when Americans call merry fizzlebombs “fireworks”
>my face when Americans call wunderbahboxes a “computer”
>my face when Americans call meat water “gravy”
>my face when Americans call electro-rope “power cables”
>my face when Americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a “burger”
>my face when Americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblies “pens”
>my face when Americans call twisting plankhandles “doorknobs”
>my face when Americans call breaddystack a “sandwich”
>my face when Americans call their hoghity toghity tippy typers “keyboards”
>my face when Americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings “PB&J”
>my face when Americans call an upsy stairsy an “escalator”
>my face when Americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a “sweater”
>my face when Americans call a rickity-pop a “gear shift”
>my face when Americans call a choco chip bucky wicky a “cookie”
>my face when Americans call peepee friction pleasure “sex”
>my face when Americans call a pip pip gollywock a “screwdriver”
>my face when Americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a “gun”
>my face when Americans call ceiling-bright a “lightbulb”
>my face when Americans call blimpy bounce bounce a “ball”
>my face when Americans call a slippery dippery long reppy a “snake”
>my face when Americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops “roads”
“Tries Really Hard Girl”.
omg what are you all doing
It’s happening again
i lost it at “me dammit”
ME DAMMIT.
omfg
dead
ME DAMMIT
ME DAMN IT,JESUS.
I love all of you.
