Gibbering on the settee

TEA RULES. 

trapdoor-lover:

siansheep:

My understanding of tea etiquette in Britain is:

OFFER YOUR GUEST TEA AS SOON AS THEY ARRIVE - GIVE THEM THE LARGER MUG, BECAUSE THEN THEY CAN HAVE MORE TEA IN IT, AND MORE TEA IS BETTER - OFFER THEM MORE TEA AS SOON AS THEY HAVE FINISHED THEIR MUG OF TEA, BECAUSE MORE TEA IS BETTER.

IF SOMEONE LOOKS STRESSED, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UPSET, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF SOMEONE LOOKS TIRED, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF SOMEONE HAS JUST COME IN FROM THE RAIN, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF SOMEONE HAS JUST RECEIVED BAD NEWS, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF YOU ARE WATCHING TV WITH SOMEONE AND THERE IS AN ADBREAK, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF YOU ARE MAKING YOURSELF TEA, OFFER TO MAKE EVERYONE ELSE TEA.

IF SOMEONE IS NOT CURRENTLY HOLDING A MUG OF TEA, DOUBLE CHECK THAT THAT IS AN INTENTIONAL STATE OF AFFAIRS, AND THEY DO NOT, IN FACT, WANT A CUP OF TEA.

TEA.

Incredibly accurate ._.





“Buttercup was raised on a small farm in the country of Florin. Her favorite pastimes were riding her horse and tormenting the farm boy that worked there.”

(Source: qquiet, via jonquilclegane)



Jane Magazine interview with Cillian Murphy 

  • Jane Magazine: Have you ever faked an orgasm?
  • Cillian Murphy: Yes, I was young. You never think of men (doing it), but it's just as possible.
  • Jane Magazine: Did the person know?
  • Cillian Murphy: No, I'm an actor for God's sake.



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bandofbransons:

The Cure - Boys Don’t Cry

(Source: burn-d0wn-the-disco)






quirkedreality:

awhoreslies:

Richard Madden - The asdfghjklsdfghjk Gif Set Edition;

DOTI !!!

Y U SEND ME THAT LINK JUST BEFORE I GO TO BED???

AHHHHH.

OH LOOK AT ME REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN

*dead*

(Source: matafari, via followbutterflies)



matafari:

matafari:

thefairiesrevenge:

THE SCOTTISH KRAKEN!

for Gemma

Reblogging because it’s my favorite thing ever, and I can. :P

STOP! KRAKEN TIME!

LOOK WHO’S BACK





Hi. I'm Gemma. I'm 27 & frequently inappropriate.

I make gifs and graphics, and reblog the piss out of The Borgias, Community, Doctor Who, Downton Abbey, Game of Thrones, Mad Men, Sherlock, & anything else that makes me happy.

I also post even more Borgias stuff over at FuckYeahTheBorgias

Sangre de mi Sangre: Doti

Irri to my Rakharo, my lovely wife: Louise

Statler to my Waldorf: Monica

Permanent Situation: David


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