Sassy Juanito is tired of Lucrezia’s poor life choices. (x)
[click to make bigger, you really need to appreciate his face]

As I love myself (x)

Arrested Development
Afternoon Delight, Season 2, Episode 6
GOB: Yeah, the guy wearing the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for the guy who doesn’t make that in four months. Come on!
I Like Your Face: Alison Brie (x)

Arrested Development
Justice is Blind, Season 1, Episode 18
GOB: And now you love the Ten Commandments. And yet you’re the one who so conveniently forgot “Thou shalt protect thy father and honor no one above him unless it be-ith me, thy sweet Lord.”
Michael: I’m not sure that one made it down the mountain, GOB.
Arrested Development
Not Without My Daughter, Season 1, Episode 21
George, Sr.: No, no, look, you were … you were just a turd out there, you know? You couldn’t kick, and you couldn’t run, you know? You were just… a turd.

Arrested Development
In God We Trust, Season 1, Episode 7
Lucille: Well, maybe if you get him drunk. It’s the only way he’ll give money to someone he calls a Stay-In-Bed Mom.
Lindsay: He said that about me?
Lucille: I thought it was harsh.

Gina McKee as Caterina Sforza
The Borgias, Season 2, Episode 5
The Choice

Sean Harris as Micheletto
The Borgias: Season 2, Episode 6
The Day of Ashes

And then this happened.

Sassy Juanito has an eye for shoes.

Arrested Development
Pier Pressure - Season 1, Episode 10
George Sr.: What time is it? Oh, almost sundown. I have to prepare for the Sabbath.
Michael: It’s Tuesday.
George Sr.: Shh…

Arrested Development
In God We Trust - Season 1, Episode 7
Maeby: Ever get the feeling like you don’t even matter?
Lucille: Only when I’m around my children.

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